Fuck You PETA. Sincerely, Everyone.
January 9, 2009
So Jeff Brown just shot me an email that I thought should be made publicly known.
PETA, in case you havent heard, has launched a new campaign, urging people to contact the Fish and Wildlife Service and ask them to ‘stop promoting sea kitten hunting’.
So, I know what youre thinking…”What the fuck is a sea-kitten, Adam?”
Well guess what..those clever goat fucking hippies have re-named fish to…Sea-Kittens!
Directly from the professional bugger society webiste:
People don’t seem to like fish. They’re slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you’re swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.
Of course, if you look at it another way, what all this really means is that fish need to fire their PR guy—stat. Whoever was in charge of creating a positive image for fish needs to go right back to working on the Britney Spears account and leave our scaly little friends alone. You’ve done enough damage, buddy. We’ve got it from here. And we’re going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it’s time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?
I don’t think that there is really anything else to say at this point except, fuck you, PETA, fuck you right in your smelly unwashed faces.